Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I just want nice things and good sex
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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