How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Randomize
