its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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