i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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