I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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