I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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