whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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