what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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