It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
A+ Viking dick
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