Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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