I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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