Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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