NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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