He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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