Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
