Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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