no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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