is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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