Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
So apparently I’m into choking now
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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