dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Randomize
