Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It's blow job season.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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