the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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