i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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