everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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