Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Im part way to drunk.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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