About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize