wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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