I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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