You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
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