Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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