youre lurking in front of me
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
