called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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