You just made me feel so damn special
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
