New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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