..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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