I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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