I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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