I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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