Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Randomize
