haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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