people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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