did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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