I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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