no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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