he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
it's great music for shaving your balls
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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