But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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