btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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