Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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