Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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