maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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