I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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