This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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