Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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