I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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