Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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